We have just returned from Southern California with GLORIOUS news. During an intergalactic battle against the Evil Emperor Zurg, Space Rangers Ann and Paul defeated his robot army. Although there were casualties on our side, their sacrifice was not in vain. Rangers Ann and Paul boarded their Space Cruiser, took flight through the treacherous terrain, and blasted their way through enemy fortifications knowing full well that this could be their final moments together.
Undaunted and without fear they piloted towards their destination blasting away any and all that would stand in their way and leaving behind only broken shells of a once powerful mechanized militia.
"Good Job Space Rangers!", announced the proud Commander Buzz Lightyear over the intergalactic broadcaster.
Autopilot engaged and steered us towards the Flight Center and home. We walked down the boarding ramp of our Space Cruiser and exited the flight center knowing that the galaxy was, for now, safe from tyranny.
Entering into the sun we breathed a great sigh of relief. Civilians crowded the streets walking along without a care in the world completely ignorant of the war that was just raged. It is probably better that way. I fear to know the damage that would be inflicted upon the minds of the average person. It is not just anyone who can look into the eyes of death and not flinch. War can be hell, but battling Zurg is more worser...
Evil forces lurk in the darkness, but sleep well knowing that the Space Rangers are here to protect!
