Life has many lessons to teach. From the time we are small children and throughout our years we are offered many opportunities to expand our knowledgebase. As toddlers we learn that "no" means "NO", cats don't like their tails pulled, fire is hot, ants taste like pepper, and, just because you say "MINE", does not necessarily make it so. Adolescence brings with it it's own morsels. Curfew is midnight, due dates really mean something, mixing alcohols is a bad thing, and telling your parents "You can't tell me what to do!" is just a pipe dream.
During a recent sojourne to Reno we (myself and others who will remain anonymous) were presented with several life lessons:
- One 30-pack of beer does not last long with 15 guys
- Don't go on the freeway at 6pm on a Friday night
- Don't trust a taxi driver who bottoms out his car on the driveway
- Girls who snort when they laugh, should not tell AJ to shush
- Don't drink at the While Orchid
- Anyone can get a P.I. license in Alabama
- Beer Pong is a waste of beer
- Brett is not a happy camper when he is woken up at 5am
- Some Fridays last a LONG time
- Roll another blunt...it'll get used
- Everybody falls asleep in the recliner
- Some taxi drivers have nunchucks
- Loulou Belle's is the best place for breakfast
- In Placer County: Once on probation, always on probation
Be Well.
